If you want to feel like you are inside an episode of Fawlty Towers you should eat here. When I came here we were told by the owner that we were perfectly able to order from the menu if we didn't mind waiting 2 hours for our food otherwise we should just trust him and get a banquet with a selection of curries of his choice. Faced with such an ultimatum we went with option b and were quickly served a range of unspecified curries that were lukewarm when served and quickly turned stone cold. The place feels like you are in an what is trying but failing to approximate an upmarket chinese nightclub with gaudy furniture and tv sets mounted on every wall. Also there is a disco ball. And weird techno music. Some choice quotes from the owner..... "If you order from the menu you will not eat for 2 hours we are very busy" - there was about 4 other customers. "If you eat what I tell you you will eat soon and you will be happy, everybody does this and everybody is happy" This restaurant is good for a story to tell your friends about your worst restaurant experience while eating in a better restaurant.