This restaurant is as bad as it gets. As I was walking by the *Super Friendly* patron urged me in. Sadly I should have whipped out my TripAdvisor App and verified it the reported quality. The second I stepped in, the friendly patron dropped his pretense and was completely unhelpful. I asked for advice and what does he advise or to be met with a smirk and "everything is good". After a few minutes I ordered a seafood paella and an escargot. The internet was free but would take 30 seconds to load google. When in came, the Paella was mush overcooked soggy rice with a strong smell of dubious seafood. Taste was zero. Escargot was served hard, cold and with, what seems, microwaved butter poured on it.! After I finished this disastrous few bites of both dishes, I resigned and stopped eating. I asked for the bill. The Credit card machine did not work (lucky I had a spare emergency cash in my pocket). I left my meal quartet eaten since I would rather fill my tummy with bran! Please please avoid this sad excuse for a restaurant. The sad thing is the management and owner honestly did not care at all.