I went into the Tesco store the other day and I went to chilled meat section to buy some sausages. I couldn't find any so I asked a shop assistant to help me. he said "yes follow me". he went into the back room into the cool area where the bacon and cheese is kept. to my surprise, he had a rather large sausage in his left hand. I said that's too big! next he pulled out a small sausage and I said it was too small! he then pulled down my trousers and bent me over and shoved them up my cavity! it wasn't a pleasant experience and I will not shop there again! the sausages were covered in poo when I went to eat them with my mash and two veg!